July 2010
Dear Bitch
Dear Bitch, Sometimes I feel sorry for you. You’re just so pathetic. And a liar too. Dear Bitch, You used to be my friend! what happened to never say die? What happened to its not the end? Dear Bitch, I used to think you were sweet. I know now you’re a liar. you do nothing but, deceit.
You can call me karma babe, and karma it’s a bitch!
– Jen, 90210. Season 2
‘cause I love Jessica Stroup!
– <3
Yeah! unattached, free as a bird… I don’t depend on nobody and...
– Alfie!
Twilight?
I’m tired of the sparkly vampire who’s so deathly pale loves a girl who’s guided by her hormones what an epic fail. I’m tired of girls fighting over which one of them he’s going to marry for God’s sake, he’s not good-looking and he’s hairy! I’m tired of all those blonds arguing over which team they’re in. They’re so obnoxious...
I could use a dream or a genie or a wish. To go back to a place much simpler...