April 2011
I couldn’t possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!
– Russell Brand
Prince William woke up this morning like
asian-toes:
a11th3same:
Whitney and I were talking. If it were us in their situation. We wouldn’t have had sex last night JUST BECAUSE we know that everyone would be like “hehehe we all know they’re having sex” we’d wait til the next day and then fuck the princes brains out obvs.
i feel bad for kate. if i were her i’d be a horrible mess all day because everyone was watching &...
That awkward moment when the sword you need is at...
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harryyperry:
FACT: I am a huge fan of the female form
Los Peores Hombres en mi Vida:
Socrates, Hipias y Fedro.